New to the Bamboozler store this quarter is the "I AM LORDE YA YA YA" sticker mentioned the newest edition of Murfreesboro's best and only(?) Discordian newspaper.
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A quarterly journal of bizarre local "news" and politics.
Saturday, June 17, 2017
Spring/ Early Summer Edition Available NOW!
Quarterly publication doesn't mean we can make packs of gum a quarter again, but it does mean you get a new and juicy edition of the Boro Bamboozler about every three months.
Right now is no exception! The Spring /Early Summer Edition is viewable here!
Right now is no exception! The Spring /Early Summer Edition is viewable here!
Thursday, January 26, 2017
Winter 2016-2017 Issue Available Now!
The Winter 2016 - 2017 Edition of the Boro Bamboozler is here! The paper is FREE so share it with anyone you know, and those you don't know that you want to confuse very badly.
Find it HERE.
Find it HERE.
True Blue Enquiry Launched
The MTSU Philosophy Dept. today launched an enquiry into what is “True” and what is “Blue”. Can a student be both true and blue? Just blue and not true? What about truly blue, but living an un-authentic and false existential dirge of an life devoid of any qualities of “trueness”?
Can a person become so entirely True that all Falseness is repelled by them including the False and Lying Colour Blue Which Does Not Exist and Defrauds All Senses?
For all these questions, that at the time of printing do not have acceptable and scientific answers, Dr. Ron Bombardi, Head of the MTSU Philosophy Dept has insisted that Giant and Very Prominent Question Marks be added to the MTSU logo.
Can a person become so entirely True that all Falseness is repelled by them including the False and Lying Colour Blue Which Does Not Exist and Defrauds All Senses?
For all these questions, that at the time of printing do not have acceptable and scientific answers, Dr. Ron Bombardi, Head of the MTSU Philosophy Dept has insisted that Giant and Very Prominent Question Marks be added to the MTSU logo.
Gateway to Murfreesboro to Facilitate Time Travelers
Murfreesboro City Council today had an exciting announcement.
"We had been sitting on this one for a while, but we are proud to proclaim that the new Gateway to Murfreesboro, that has been under construction for quite some time will feature an off ramp for time-travelers."The council went on to explain, loudly in unison, that they are excited to increase tourism in our time-period as well as all others, so that so many many more can share Our Quaint Southern Town.
"This did significantly lengthen the construction time, but we do believe the wait will be worth it."When asked about the dangers of Time-Pirates, The Police hurriedly ushered all press from the council chambers.
Wire Guitar Man Lives
Murfreesboro residents have reported that the Wire Guitar Man, in front of the Music World and Drummer’s Den, has begun dancing, singing in long joyous chants, and telling the fortunes of those lucky enough to meet it.
The Wire Man, who is already well known as being a Pokestop on S Church St, has certainly caused quite a commotion.
Men and women have consulted the living statue for relationship advice, children have asked when they will get ice cream for dinner. When asked what this all about, the statue who could be seen shuffling a Rider-Waite Tarot Deck responded, “It’s all just about the music, man.”
The Wire Man, who is already well known as being a Pokestop on S Church St, has certainly caused quite a commotion.
Men and women have consulted the living statue for relationship advice, children have asked when they will get ice cream for dinner. When asked what this all about, the statue who could be seen shuffling a Rider-Waite Tarot Deck responded, “It’s all just about the music, man.”
Goodwill Reveals Round Up Details
Goodwill Industries of Middle TN released a statement today, under pressure from recently closing all but 6 Career Solutions Centers, to refocus just what it is they do with all that Round Up money.
Goody Goodson and Chris Fletcher, speaking jointly on behalf of the Company clarified,
Speaking further, from the heart, they elaborated,
Goody Goodson and Chris Fletcher, speaking jointly on behalf of the Company clarified,
“The program, while clearly not funding job programs, does however help us send live
scorpions and spiders to children in need.”
Speaking further, from the heart, they elaborated,
“Young People today often grow up without the kind of character-building that lethal poisoning can provide, and we are proud to make real difference”
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