Thursday, August 10, 2017

Principia Discordia





Have you read the text of our Goddess, Eris? Slice up a Golden Delicious apple and peel open Principia Discordia, the original text of the Discordian Society.

Do that HERE.

Summer 2017 Edition

Folks the weather is hot, the harvest is starting to come in, the garden is green and tall and ...
also the new Bamboozler is here!

This quarter features the solar eclipse, Level 3 Bar, the return of O'Possums, bluegrass poisoning, and more!

Read the latest work of discord HERE.

Saturday, June 17, 2017

New Store Item

New to the Bamboozler store this quarter is the "I AM LORDE YA YA YA" sticker mentioned the newest edition of Murfreesboro's best and only(?) Discordian newspaper.

Get yours here, and help us buy a proper domain name!




Spring/ Early Summer Edition Available NOW!

Quarterly publication doesn't mean we can make packs of gum a quarter again, but it does mean you get a new and juicy edition of the Boro Bamboozler about every three months.

Right now is no exception! The Spring /Early Summer Edition is viewable here!

Thursday, January 26, 2017

Winter 2016-2017 Issue Available Now!

The Winter 2016 - 2017 Edition of the Boro Bamboozler is here! The paper is FREE so share it with anyone you know, and those you don't know that you want to confuse very badly.

Find it HERE.

True Blue Enquiry Launched

The MTSU Philosophy Dept. today launched an enquiry into what is “True” and what is “Blue”. Can a student be both true and blue? Just blue and not true? What about truly blue, but living an un-authentic and false existential dirge of an life devoid of any qualities of “trueness”?

Can a person become so entirely True that all Falseness is repelled by them including the False and Lying Colour Blue Which Does Not Exist and Defrauds All Senses?

For all these questions, that at the time of printing do not have acceptable and scientific answers, Dr. Ron Bombardi, Head of the MTSU Philosophy Dept has insisted that Giant and Very Prominent Question Marks be added to the MTSU logo.

Gateway to Murfreesboro to Facilitate Time Travelers

Murfreesboro City Council today had an exciting announcement.
"We had been sitting on this one for a while, but we are proud to proclaim that the new Gateway to Murfreesboro, that has been under construction for quite some time will feature an off ramp for time-travelers." 
The council went on to explain, loudly in unison, that they are excited to increase tourism in our time-period as well as all others, so that so many many more can share Our Quaint Southern Town.
"This did significantly lengthen the construction time, but we do believe the wait will be worth it." 
When asked about the dangers of Time-Pirates, The Police hurriedly ushered all press from the council chambers.