Former Sheriff Robert Arnold released a statement today as follows, “That isn’t me out there, it is 125% a body double from the Nega-Verse. I’m innocent.,” he went on to explain, “There’s been a terrible mistake,” and that further accused the double of being a Wicked changling before we lost his transmission from somewhere in space-time.
“Please, please, somebody help me. I don’t know where I am, PLEASE somebody get me outta here.”
were the last words recorded from our office morse-code converting seismograph, courtiously donated by the MTSU Geology Dept.
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