The new Wafflehouse, which just opened on S Church St, Police confirm,
has been vandalized. In the brightest red like poison berries, spray paint reads, “ Bring back the dollar menu!”, and “Yal b****s too expensive!
In response to this threat, Gary Willis, store manager has installed several turrets that will fire off rounds of raw eggs at any vandalous activity.
”Nobody f***s with the Waffle House.” Willis further clarified, “NOBODY.”
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